Excursions into Madness by CouncilofGandalf, literature
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Excursions into Madness
Excursions into MaDnEsS
There was a ring that enlarged the asshole. It allowed the juice to spill freely from the hole. Such was the Fountain of Scwees. There were occassional chunks that pop forth with a resounding wet gurgle and splash into your mouth. Oh the spicy shit with rice chunks.
Wilbur looked up from the bathroom stall and thought about those words. Who would write something like that? He had seen some sick shit in his years on the road but nothing like that. Well he was blasting out a massive blob of rotting flesh when it hit him. The giant b
Excursions into Madness II by CouncilofGandalf, literature
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Excursions into Madness II
Excursions into Madness 2: Return of Insanity
Stephen screamed. And screamed. And screamed. His butt cheeks had started vibrating earlier that day. It was subtle at first. Just a slight jiggle. But for some strange reason they were violently shaking now. Stephen felt his cheeks tearing themselves apart. He looked at them in the mirror and they were just a blur. He screamed again as they were shorn from his agonized asstical region.
I was in the writing lab when this woman approached. She was running the lab, wearing a white shirt, a
Excursions into Madness III by CouncilofGandalf, literature
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Excursions into Madness III
Excursions into MaDnEsS 3: The Saga Continues
One day I was hungry. So the first guy I find I cut off his nuts. The second guy I find I cut off his nuts too. Then I found this girl. I stuck a razor mounted on a high speed drill up her cunt. Chunks of bloody cunt meat spattered onto my face. This was enough for one day so I went home and kneaded the cunt meat into a creamy paste. I cut the nuts into beef cubes then sauteed them in the cunt paste. The nut cubes sizzled in the fry daddy. Ooh daddy, you so fine, you so fine you read my mind.
Lorgin leaped from orb to orb. He wondered why the orbs were hovering over the pit. He was ju
Excursions into Madness IV by CouncilofGandalf, literature
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Excursions into Madness IV
Excursions into MaDnEsS 4: The Foul Chronicles
She choked on it. I saw the blue pull into her head. Her eyes widened, bloodshot and panicking. A few scratchy wisps of breath. Maybe the word please. I couldnt really tell. I let go of my shlong. Her body dropped lifeless to the floor. I admired the red ring around her throat. My face in front of hers. The spit falls from my mouth into her dead eyes.
Stephen stared at electrical outlet in the wall. It was time. He approached the socket. With a finger he traced over every contour, every depression. The energy. It was there. It was waiting for him. He picked up
Excursions into Madness V by CouncilofGandalf, literature
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Excursions into Madness V
Excursions into MaDnEsS 5: Meat Flaps and Other Assorted Fabricum
Orchard Geriton was a man who enjoyed the finer things in life. There was a time though when he came to realize that his eyes werent as pretty as hed like. A little honey and the ants had no trouble devouring his eyes. Once the unsightly eyes had been removed the good man filled the raw sockets with a greenish fecal paste. Now he had several thousands of eyes; the eyes of the horde of flies which now resided in his decomposing skull.
Purple scars lace the bloated sack. The thrashings of a lifetime were evident. I marveled at the boiling cheese sauce which wa
Excursions into Madness VI by CouncilofGandalf, literature
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Excursions into Madness VI
Excursions into MaDnEsS 6: All the Shit in the World....
Rudy was scared. They were beating on him again. Why were they so cruel? The beatings, relentless in their ferocity left the crippled man disfigured and convulsing in the insect infested ditch. The pain was never-ending. Then Troy came up with some strange chemicals to administer to Rudy. Troy and his friends went back to the ditch were Rudy was screaming and vomiting and defecating as thousands of ants bit into his exposed face. Troy took the syringe and pierced the cold needle into Rudys eye. Yes yes... there Rudy I have placed in you a chemical that will make you
Excursions into Madness VII by CouncilofGandalf, literature
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Excursions into Madness VII
Excursions in-2 MaDnEsS 7: The Flaming Nuts of the Lower Realm
Oh Harry, the pitiful scream you so doth utter. Oh the pungent chunks you do splutter. The clutter. Mmm. Now I grease the hole with butter. These hooks should work nicely. Very good. That is right. Ahh, perfect incision. Oh I love the warmth of the anal blood. Swim in it my eyes do. That is right. Split the halves into wholes. I feel so comfortable in the hot bed of screams. Harry. My midget lover. Forever. Squeal for me Harry... SQUEAL... ErrrRRRAAAGGgh cHaK.. Hok,., Good. He is choking on it. Drink blessed one, drink. Drink of the mighty founta
Excursions into Madness VIII by CouncilofGandalf, literature
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Excursions into Madness VIII
Excursions into MaDnEsS 8 : The Great Flood
Benigis Frinch crawled across the eight lane highway. His mangled legs dragged along, dead weight that scraped pieces of bone against the dark asphalt. He made it to about the fourth lane when a large sedan struck his head. The tire smashed the skull and the brain ejected from the cracks and holes. Fred Little leaped out of his vehicle, terrified. He saw clearly the man lying in the road, it was just impossible to avoid. Fred dropped to his knees in front of the meat heap and sobbed. Oh god, what have I done!? Dear god please let this not be true!! A large 18-wheeler smashed in
Excursions into Madness IX by CouncilofGandalf, literature
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Excursions into Madness IX
Excursions into Madness 9: Meggys Demise
Come forth with the order you maggot piece of shit!! Shit plug from a whales ass is what you are!! Motherfucker!! The obese man raged into the microphone, I want that now damnit!! Move your slow worthless donkey asses!! RaaaaAAAARRRGH!! Meanwhile on the factory floor the workers were discussing the situation.
I think we should kill the fucker right now! Shhh.. No, hell find out before we could do it. I know it man, people have tried before. Fuck that! Your just afraid of him arent you?! No! If you tr
Excursions into Madness X by CouncilofGandalf, literature
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Excursions into Madness X
Excursions into MaDnEsS 10: Battle of the Bloated Cocks
Do you smell it? Do you? Answer me you piece of !! Oh, wait. Of course you dont smell it. Youre my journal. Ok, then if you cant smell it who can? Huh? Damnit, answer me you fu... oh wait. You couldnt know who else could smell it. Youre my journal. Well than if youre going to be this way Ill just ignore you and use you as simple tool for recording words. Im keeping you so that if something happens to me you c